The Cowboys Mock Draft Philly Would Veto Immediately

Let’s start with the obvious: this mock draft would never happen in real life.

Not because the trade is reckless, or the value is questionable, and definitely not because Philadelphia suddenly grew a conscience.

It wouldn’t happen because the Eagles would rather eat a bad contract than accidentally help the Cowboys do something that resembles competency.

And honestly? I respect the hate.

The Trade That Triggers the Eagles’ Emergency Button

In this mock scenario, Dallas trades Pick No. 15 to Philly and receives:

Round 1, Pick 21

Round 2, Pick 53

Round 3, Pick 99

On paper, it looks like a logical trade. Dallas slides back, stays in the first round, and adds two extra Day 2 picks. It’s the exact type of move draft Twitter begs for every April.

Which is precisely why the Eagles would never allow this trade to happen, and we all know this.

We have watched Philly trade within the division, but only as long as they can later explain how they “won” the deal.

The moment Dallas walks away with flexibility, depth, and options, I bet the Eagles would suddenly discover a bad connection and hang up the phone.

Round 1, Pick 21: T.J. Parker, EDGE (Clemson)

PFF Big Board: #17

This is where Eagles fans would begin typing in all caps.

Parker slipping to No. 21 is the kind of thing Philly would later describe as “unrealistic”, or “rigged”, despite the fact that the board falls weird every single year.

If you have watched him play, he’s explosive, disruptive, and exactly the type of defender who shows up twice a year, against a certain team, and ruins carefully curated narratives.

Naturally, we all know Eagles fans would insist he’s “overrated” by Week 3.

Round 1, Pick 28: Francis Mauigoa, OT (Miami)

PFF Big Board: #22

Ah yes, the trenches.

Philadelphia loves reminding everyone that football is won up front, usually right before dismissing a Cowboys offensive line pick as “boring.”

Mauigoa gives Dallas long-term stability, depth, and insurance on the offensive line. Oh, and Terence Steele is terrible.

This is not a jersey-selling pick, but it’s the kind that quietly keeps your quarterback upright while Eagles fans explain to all of us how their linemen are the best.

Round 2, Pick 53: Chris Johnson, CB (San Diego State)

PFF Big Board: #54

Chris Johnson isn’t a headline pick, which means Eagles fans would immediately say he “won’t matter.”

That is, until we see him playing meaningful snaps in December while everyone pretends they never mouthed this pick.

Cornerback depth only matters when you don’t have it, a lesson the Cowboys know all to well.

Round 3, Pick 99: Jacob Rodriguez, LB (Texas Tech)

PFF Big Board: #102

Jacob Rodriguez is arrogant and violent on the football field. He started his own Heisman campaign, and had good cause to be a finalist.

This is the type of pick the Cowboys would make and be happy for ten years, and Eagles fans would act like they don’t even know who he is, until they are playing against him later in the season.

Why This Mock Draft Would Be Blocked Instantly

We can be pretty sure this draft wouldn’t happen because the Eagles wouldn’t let it happen. Not because it’s unfair, but because it helps Dallas in too many quiet and annoying ways.

The Cowboys:

Stay in the first round

Add two Day 2 Picks

Strengthens the trenches

Builds real depth instead of chasing headlines

And Philadelphia gets stuck watching Dallas do something competent, which is unacceptable.

Sometimes the best sign a mock draft mocks is simple:

If Eagles fans hate it, you’re doing something right.